"I wish I was thinner."
"I wish I was taller."
"I wish I had blue eyes."
Now, I've never really been a fan of this question because I've come to a point of just really appreciating the way I am, BUT, there is one thing that I have always been envious of... and that one thing is a nice, full, beard. May seem weird, but I've had a few friends throughout my college years that ROCKED the beard and I'm stuck with this sparse, thin, straight, splotchy patched field of facial hairs that amount to a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy a few pics of some ways I entertain myself as I shaved these sad little things about once a week or so when Cheyenne starts complaining about it scratching her face when I go in for a kiss!
I trim. Don't shave. It's just how I like it.
Can't even grow sideburns.
Are you serious? What the heck is up with that little splotch?
Are you serious? What the heck is up with that little splotch?
1st, the gotee.
THEN, the stache!
This is the face I make while chasing Cheyenne around while rockin' the stache. It totally makes me look creepy...(Jon and David, this one's for you).
All gone!
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you are ridiculous! HA, i think you should rock the 'stache for our next outing!
You are a strange, STRANGE person.
Poor Cheyenne, getting chased around with that face. =)
you are as nuts as your grandmothers and your mother....your dad can be a bit crazy...and then their is Uncle Bob ...it must be genetic. YOUR gift is one to be cherished..you have always made the world laugh with you.
love ya for that, too! MOM
Okay...I meant
...and then there is Uncle Bob
....have to hurry up and correct that one before anyone wants to take back my degree....
LOL
MOM (again)
G-Off, you are hilarious. You and Larry share the same longing for full, thick facial hair. I'm thankful (as I'm sure Cheyenne is) that you guys can't rock it so much. :)
Larry and I were just talking about what a GREAT addition you are to CS4. Super thankful for you two!
I know I am crazy, otherwise I wouldn't have posted this. Thanks for all the comments!
I'm glad that Larry and I can relate on so many levels.
that's the same trimmer that i use. I, too, do not shave. my skin hates sharp razors...and dull ones too. I also have a little "nothin' splotch" too.
Andrew's got a patchy 'beard' too! :) It's cute. I'm with Cheyenne on the niceness of that inability...at least Drew doesn't chase me around the house making THAT face! :)
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